Subject: RE: Taman Negara 2010 aka January Bros Bday bash aka BH new crib house warming !

This is something I'd like to share. Funny how a simple email replies can turned into rap battle of da centuries..hur hur hur..This is how it started :

"hi all,
ITs been a long time !
U guys must have been guessing how is our taman negara trip ?
So the conclusion is T and V are not able to make it at december, so they plead we all to move it to January 2010
Right T and V?
The date to be set at 15 - 17 or 22 - 24 January 2010. Why choose this date ?
Because we will be celebrating D, BH and Ad bdayz and held a bbq at 3rd of Jan at BH new cribs !
So lets make this coming january meaningful, and celebrate our coming 29th years old ( god damn, we turning to F-uncle soon )

From

F-uncle C who do not remember the past 28 yrs !"

Then follow up wif a few replies and i guess the next one here is the turning point :)

"D, 29(age) jialat meh???? huh??....im a DAD liao, lagi jialat....culture shock man...parentHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!.....hqahhhaha, anyway our celebration ok on anytime...currently im rushing to get all the shit done...then once all completed b4 january i will inform all blader...then fix a time...then its ONZ........as for mancistron...we can still arrange wat....fuck man...we got 3 JBBs (JANUARY BIRTHDAY BOYZ) man...then we gonna prepare a boy band song for ya all....D boy lead singer, adriano back up, as for me hip hop dance baby........."

i personally felt inspired by those words n started out the battle :)

"Yo yo~!!

Here cums the Jan B Boyz..

not da beastie boyz..

we rawks n we cockz..

we don need ur shit talkz..

the year of cow, we booze n shoutz..

now cums the tigger! we are humping n proudz~!!

3 old fartz,

we hav daddy n frownz..

another sillypore fartz is still crazy to houndz..

wateva shit happens we still search for soyz..

coz we Jan B Boyz is the babes new toyz~!!

(JBB-H*** break dance! check out his helicopter! funny they don fly..)

damn i'm luving my rhymes man~!!

JBBz adriano outz"

then we hav mr.C comin out wif this:

"Go to East, Go to West,
Try Your Best, In Your Test !"

lame..haha..but the next one is awesome!

"uh huh, uh huh, i'm feeling this...rap battle y'all

heres shouting out at my hommies..sillypore fartz, daddy O H and all my Capriz G's
watch out! DT's in the houze...from the southsidez feat MC Roy Sahara
and here's to G**di G's
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

I got Mc Roy bringing on da sick beats,
Planning the plot with all he's got,
Bombing the cribs, he's spreading the jizz,
Running down the sahara, with all the shitz,
Jungles are fine, trees are swell,
But nothing can beat a bitch,
Skimping her tits, on a malibu beach.

Chekitt, mic check, mic check,

JBB's rockin the mails,
Burnin' the streets, shouting to all you peeps,
Here's to sillypore, the man's getting hitched,
He's swearing his dick, for his bitch,
Lemme tell y'all,
A dick can't be kept like this,
Gotto be loose, it can't be leashed.

The worm's got a brain,
Like what i said,
To Stoner S, when it's gettin' late,
Driving down the road,
With Fatcat on the wheel,
Smoking the G's, feeling the trill,
All we were saying,
It was ill.

Daddy O, got a brat,
We all hope, she'll turn out PHAT,
Not bodyfat, that is crap,
Phat like her mama,
Workin' the decks,
Kickin' the tunes,
like the bros from da hoodz,

I'm gonna swear,
that Handsome T is chill,
with his random quirks,
that turn his dick into a turtle.

Yo,yo,
Vin's clicking the lens,
Taking them pictures,
With em' girls and em' cars and em' what?
He's joinin' the paparazzos,
Killin' em' with shots, crank up the lens,
But I tell u vin,
A cam's not a cam,
If it ain't bumpin' a naked hoe.

I got 99 problems but a BITCH ain't one.
peace out...back to you sillypore

JBB d** T signin out"

hell yeah, its gettin hot n all boys bring it on!

"YO YO YO~~Kuai kia in da hse!

I ain't no singer, I ain't no rapper
T K only taught me to be better

BH got a kid, Ad has a spouse,
Dw & C with no chicks sit in da house..

Forget bout G,
He will miss the fun,
We BBQ & gaze the stars,
He chooses to soak in Spa

2010 with red eggs and bomb
A celebration we must enthrone
Wishing all braders with hugs & kisses
Let's cut the crap! We don't play asses!"

Well it sure does sounds like a poem to me :p but its a free battle..who cares..haha..

as long as it makes my day!

Next up we have DJ Roy!

"DJ Royz in da house

Yo yo yo...here it goes !
My fren called me Hensem T
You all know it and should know why
Cycling my mountain bike to the fountain
And tell the ah gua, "I Am Hensem"

One day im asked to melaka
i tell my fren im gonna to score
Bring my daddy's red wine collection
Too bad the chick was an insurance agent (awww~~)

When i set foot in the land of love
i saw my goddess in an aquarium
that nite im trying to make it happen
but i just happen to pop the question
Can i wear condom i ask my goddess ?
She tell me "its okie, kid. Im gonna return to heaven"

awww~~"

and D says:

"Gonna do this encore for my bud MC Roy

Hensem T, oh hensem T,
Wanna put his dick in a chinese pie,
Learn it from my bad boy Roy Sahara,
Who don't give a fuck when he eats a hookah."

Then somebody is obviously hooked! check it out:

"This is war!!!!

Roy, ambik kau!

xx xx in the house,
Can i hump you like a mouse
married or not i give no damm
all i want is to feel like a man

ahhh ahhh awww she mourns loudly
i hug her she calls me honey
her lingerie makes me horny
tearing it apart, CALL ME DADDY!"

Someone is trying to make it personal,some dont:

"Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!

Yo yo wassup wassup broz frm da hoodz!

Respect, respect D T's! He's fuckin all B's,

No mercy he is slashin the G's and da V's and da Quirky T's,

I gotta tell ya D T's, tis aint the way B's should b,

Now Silly A's in da house is gonna rawk tis beat!

Yo sillypore is da shit,

Where A's started humping n now gettin hitched,

But he aint gonna swear his dick,

As his biatch is another cool shit,

Silly A's is still thumping the streets where PRC is like smash hit!

Ya know wat my B's, coz my D's will always b unleashed!

Here's another special to da Quirky T's,

Ya aint no singer n ya aint no rapper,

Ya better off linger n a damn good raper,

TK's VHS taught ya to finger,

n Hell yeah u r definitely better!

But pls leave ya pantun in da hanger,

Coz da hole hoodz is gonna make ya suffer!

Bring it on!"

Ooo..big daddy in da house! here it goes:

"yo yo yo yo....Big D in da housezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

dun let this shit stop,
freakshow feelin freakin hotzz,
lets throw the bomz,let it drop,
we Bros frm da hood is on the Top...

to all my broszzzzzzzzzzz,
listen up, here we goes...

me big daddy inviting ya all,
on a date Big D not fixed at all,
chillin in Big D's new crib,
we will be fuckin some pork ribz,

intoxicate all our brainz,
puke till energy is drained,
oh man, i forgot im a DADDY,
stop doing shit, just for my lil BABY,

Baby M is the name,
Big D's toy put a good aim,
Baby M is Big D's legacy,
She got out in a state of urgency,

Love ya all..........Big D out.............

oh oh.. b4 i put myself away,
T and C fuck all the way,
dun let the this shit stop the war,
soon HA HA, we gonna see some CLAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D BOY u r still mine...
even BABY M,is in the line...
this is not a crime...
we are having a GOOD TIME.........

BIG D out......................"

Ya think tis is gonna end ere? No Way!

"T,
Nah....Heres your reply !!

Uhh, yeah, uh-uhh-uh
Uh-huh, uh-uh-uhh, uhh, uhh
I ain't tryin to be RUDE DUDE
but give a nigga some space

T oh T, you are full of anger
Shouldn't let the Hoes help you to finger
Humping the Ace is my own matter
The things i do is turn on my speaker

Pink Sexy lingerie doesnt matter
As long as i can get my D's under
So that i wont sleeeep in anger
masturbating myself thinking mer-lar-kar...Awww~~

My office hour is 9 to 5
Calling my client makes me wanna die
Writing this email makes me high
Thinking tonite is ladies nightttttt

When i step in to the clubbing scene
I saw a snake coil-ing D T
He's smiling at me like he's on some D
Image-ning himself as if he is on TV

MC Roy Out !"

Here goes T wif his reply:

"I am high with this email crap,
so i type to join the rap...

To the condo, a black car drives in
In the car, C creates a scene
Nigga and residents try to peep in
the tongue and hand continued to slide in

back to the room, the game is on
the sucking and licking makes her moan
its ok, i am used to it
but Xx couldnt stand a bit!!

Big Daddy B, you have an angel
rocking your baby in the manger
give us a date, we wanna eat the ribs
not some lousy pringles potato chips!

Next to Johor, we have singapore
where brader K sees pros and whores
he says white merlion spitting water
i say wtf, it doesnt matter!!!"

C fights back again!

"yo yo yo

im back to the scene, to reply this email crap
asking my dog, she gave me an advice
bring your pantun shit, and shut your trap
my grandma can rap, so can you too !

uh-uh...ah..
T you need light in your pathway, just like fat cat
Let me bring you some light, how's the gangsta rap

Ah uh, ah uh....
You rap like J C, like pussy with mouth
I think cikgu Mariam can do better than u !
G** G is as mute as now, watching his meteor garden in his lounge
Beside Stoner S holding bong, both of them are down

hop on my mustang, with my big magnum gun
driving 60 miles, lock and loaded
pounding everything at every corner of my eyes
I think Chick-G gotta better run !

Daddy B step down from his bling bling lexus
He bought it because he didnt pay his taxes
Baby M love milk, so do we too
Dont worry about the crib, we shall burn down to pieces !

Brother vin shouldn't be left out from the game
As you look silly behind the lens
Taking bird shitting and hoes farting
This is not what i called for model posing

I love singapore because theres a fiona xie
other than that biatch, everything's a crap
people are kiasu, womens are phatt
aww...feel so demotivated

Im out !

mc roy"

Having fun reading?all good things come to n end :)

"woa woa woaaa..

It's hot now! its hot now!

cool shit battle down all da way my B's..

we hav seen awesome shits around ere..

wat say ya Quirky T's? huh..

ya think ya can go down like tat?

wat?alrite i hear ya..ride on ride on

battle rnd 2!

lets move it!

Fiona,fiona,

Da name reminds me of winter sonata,

Gandhi G's sauna, turns to horror karma,

But my man doesnt die in tis drama!

Fuckin wif Silly A's, Brader V's n da Big Daddy,

Roy n Quirky T's, ya gotta be kiddin me!

Pay attention, you're rappin the same way like T is!

Matter of fact, B's, here's a pencil,
Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful,
And don't come back until something dope hits you,

Fuck it! You can take the mic home with you!
Lookin' like a cyclone hit you,
Tank top screamin', "Roy, I don't fit you!"
You see how far those lame jokes get you,

B's like "How Jay Chou gonna jizz you?"
My motto: Fuck You!

Now I'm going home to make a doll like you,

Voodoo, Hoodoo, Scooby Do's gonna luv you,

All i left to say is, See You!

Silly A outz"

apparently theres no more round 2..till then the battle is outz..

Thank You :)

I do it, you do it

Just read frm a mag about what we can do to help save our mother earth and decide to post it here. Seriously, if everyone on earth take these little steps as well..mother earth will b farkin happy i guess.

Light bulbs matter: Switch frm traditional incandescent lightbulbs to compact fluorescent lightbulbs (C.F.L). If every household in America replaced one regular lightbulb with a CFL, the pollution reduction would be equivalent to removing one million cars frm the road. A 30-watt CFL produces about as much light as an ordinary 100-watt bulb. Although the initial price is higher, CFL's can last 12 times as long. CFL's are available at most home-improvement stores.

Play it cool: Avoid placing your air conditioner next to a TV, lamp or other electrical appliance that generates heat. A heat source will confuse the unit's thermostat, causing it to misread how hot the room is and make the air conditioner run longer than it should. You can also program an air conditioner to start running 30 mins before you arrive home. There's no need to cool a home if no ones is in it.

Standby no longer: Electricity 'leaks' are no laughing matter. Televisions, video, and DVD players, cable boxes, and other electronic equipment found in nearly all modern home are wasting huge amounts of energy. When these devices are left on standby (the equivalent of 'sleep' mode for computers) they use about 40% of their full running power. Every year, the energy is wasted in this way is equivalent of the annual output of 26 power plants. To avoid the drain of these 'energy vampires', plug them into a power strip and turn it off when they are not in use.

Turn off your chargers: Most cellphone chargers continue to draw electricity even when the phone isn't plugged into it. If your cellphone charger averages five-watts per hour and is plugged in all the time, that means a total of more than 40 kilowatt-hours every year, or about 93 pounds of CO2. The same problem applies to your other electronic equipment - your laptop, ipod, digital camera, and blackberry. Unplug all your chargers when they are not in use.

Green Paint: Most paint is made from petrochemicals, and its manufacturing process can create 10 times its own weight in toxic waste. It also releases volatile organic compounds (V.O.C's) that threaten public health. (VOC's are solvents that rapidly evaporate, allowing paint to dry quickly.) They cause photochemical reactions in the atmosphere, leading to ground-level smog that can cause eye and skin irritation, lung and breathing problems, headaches, nausea and nervous-system and kidney damage. The best alternative? Natural paints. Manufactured using plant oils, natural paints pose far fewer health risks, are breathable and in some cases are 100% biodegradable. Remember, never throw your paint away. Check out earth911.org of its "paint wise" section for reuse programs in your community.

Take showers, not baths: The average modern household consumes about 227 litres of water a day from showers and baths. To reduce this number, take quick showers and install a low-flow showerhead that uses fewer than 9.5 litres with an older showerhead. Baths are relaxing, but it can take 189 litres of water to fill a tub.

Buy recycled products: There has to be a market for products made with recycled goods. Support this movement by purchasing recycled goods and you will save virgin materials, conserve energy, and reduce landfill waste. Recycled paper products include toilet paper (which is no longer scratchy, like it used to be), copy paper, paper towels and tissues. Look for garbage bags and bins liners labeled 'recycled plastics', and buy recycled toner cartridges for your fax machines and printers.

Buy eggs in cardboard carton: Cardboard egg cartons are normally made frm recycled paper, which biodegrades relatively quickly, and are also again recyclable - Styrofoam or plastics cartons take a much longer time to biodegrade and their manufacture produces harmful-by products.

Artist of the week!

My commissioned advertising work has been featured in Shown'D this week! I'm deeply honoured and grateful for their appreciation towards my work. Thanks guys! Must buy you guys beers if i hav the chance ;)

Hello, looking for the real world?

Stumbled upon another brilliant..erm..should i say jokes?ahaha..read on to find out!

"Hello, you have reached the automated answering service of your schools. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection :

- To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

- To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2

- To complain about what we do - Press 3

- To swear at staff members - Press 4

- To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

- If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

- If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7

- To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8

- To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

- To complain about school lunches - Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it's not all the teacher's fault for your child's lack of effort : Hang up and have a nice day!"

OMFG it's Clever!

Found this story quite some time back on the net and find it very inspirational. It's written by an unknown author (tat's wat the source says) and i've been keeping it as a note on my com for awhile. Recently started to clear the systems and this note floats back to the surface again. So i decided to share it here. To me it serves as a reminder, to wat? Read on and hope it hits u too :)

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again.

So he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well."

The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten dollar Note there. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the dog.

So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street when he comes to a level crossing.

The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable.

The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and then sits on one of the seats provided. Along comes a bus. The dog walks around to the front, looks at the number, and goes back to his seat.

Another bus comes. Again the dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now, open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus.

The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the dog looking at the scenery. Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He stands on 2 back paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth.

Well, dog and butcher are walking along the road, and then the dog turns into a house. He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step.

Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself against the door. He goes back down the path, runs up to the door and again, it throws himself against it. There's no answer at the house, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window, and beats his head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.

The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him!

The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. "What in heaven's name are YOU doing? The dog is a genius! He could be on TV, for the life of me!" to which the guy responds : "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."

Reflection:
Looks like some, people will never be satisfied with what they've got.

When it comes to the work place, Employers do not know how to appreciate their people who have served them loyally through the years. I've seen companies lose good people for the simple fact their leaders failed to show appreciation. Employers with big egos enjoy the fact that they have more power and authority than others. They show, in the way they give orders and directions, that they think they are superior. They get a kick out of displaying this superiority. People who do this are fools, and everyone but them knows it. They are never satisfied because they could not be satisfied even if their people perform well.

They don't listen to the opinion and ideas of their subordinates.

Why? Because of their stupid pride and insecurity.

People of this kind will never be satisfied. Why? Because they are so busy wrapped up in themselves and, fact is, the self can never be satisfied. Happy and productive people are always those who are "others-centered" rather than "self- centered." The greatest idea of leadership is not someone who throws his weight around. Rather, he is a servant. As Bible would say, "He who wish to be a leader should first be a servant."

His joy is derived from delivering a job that others benefit from his contribution. Aim for service and success will follow.

Nicole's 7th day on earth

This is Nicole. It's her 7th day here on earth. A long n exciting journey is about to embark for this little one. Frm now onwards, everytime i manage to squeeze my schedule back home to see my little niece, i'll make an effort to record her growth. Think these are the best ever pictures my sis would wish to see when she's old n lazing at the wooden rocking chair. Not jus her but everyone that has walk thru little one's journey together. Godspeed you Nicole!















Nicole : Now, if you'd excuse me. I need to grab more sleep. Tis is basically the best time of my life! Jus a few simple things to do - drink, sleep n poo :p Too bad i'm still out of focus..if not i'll b busy twitterin, facebookin n bloggin :p hur hur hur

Au Petit Salut

I'm not a food blogger but i find tat tis is a nice place not to be left out..anyway few months back I was commissioned by Au Petit Salut to keep their food n interior updated (they extended a bar counter on their outdoor seatings). I'm very please to find that their original french cuisine is fantastic n the ambient of the place is wonderful. The images featured below are some of the shots i did for them..brought to u by their 3 outstanding chefs (Patrick, Karl n Jason). On a side note, Chef Patrick Heuberger was one of the partner chef in World Gourmet Summit held in Singapore tis year. Chef Karl Dobbler at the mean time is only available for private dining at harding road n Chef Jason Wong is heading charge their bistro petit salut at holland. I personally tried a few of their fine cuisine n find it very. . mesmerizing :) would luv to revisit them sometime soon.



















This is Bistro Petit Salut located at Holland.


Private Dining at Harding Rd


The new bar counter at Au Petit Salut Harding rd.






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