Friday, July 17, 2009

Hello, looking for the real world?

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Stumbled upon another brilliant..erm..should i say jokes?ahaha..read on to find out!

"Hello, you have reached the automated answering service of your schools. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection :

- To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

- To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2

- To complain about what we do - Press 3

- To swear at staff members - Press 4

- To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

- If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

- If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7

- To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8

- To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

- To complain about school lunches - Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it's not all the teacher's fault for your child's lack of effort : Hang up and have a nice day!"

Thursday, July 16, 2009

OMFG it's Clever!



Found this story quite some time back on the net and find it very inspirational. It's written by an unknown author (tat's wat the source says) and i've been keeping it as a note on my com for awhile. Recently started to clear the systems and this note floats back to the surface again. So i decided to share it here. To me it serves as a reminder, to wat? Read on and hope it hits u too :)

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again.

So he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well."

The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten dollar Note there. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the dog.

So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street when he comes to a level crossing.

The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable.

The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and then sits on one of the seats provided. Along comes a bus. The dog walks around to the front, looks at the number, and goes back to his seat.

Another bus comes. Again the dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now, open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus.

The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the dog looking at the scenery. Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He stands on 2 back paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth.

Well, dog and butcher are walking along the road, and then the dog turns into a house. He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step.

Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself against the door. He goes back down the path, runs up to the door and again, it throws himself against it. There's no answer at the house, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window, and beats his head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.

The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him!

The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. "What in heaven's name are YOU doing? The dog is a genius! He could be on TV, for the life of me!" to which the guy responds : "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."

Reflection:
Looks like some, people will never be satisfied with what they've got.

When it comes to the work place, Employers do not know how to appreciate their people who have served them loyally through the years. I've seen companies lose good people for the simple fact their leaders failed to show appreciation. Employers with big egos enjoy the fact that they have more power and authority than others. They show, in the way they give orders and directions, that they think they are superior. They get a kick out of displaying this superiority. People who do this are fools, and everyone but them knows it. They are never satisfied because they could not be satisfied even if their people perform well.

They don't listen to the opinion and ideas of their subordinates.

Why? Because of their stupid pride and insecurity.

People of this kind will never be satisfied. Why? Because they are so busy wrapped up in themselves and, fact is, the self can never be satisfied. Happy and productive people are always those who are "others-centered" rather than "self- centered." The greatest idea of leadership is not someone who throws his weight around. Rather, he is a servant. As Bible would say, "He who wish to be a leader should first be a servant."

His joy is derived from delivering a job that others benefit from his contribution. Aim for service and success will follow.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Nicole's 7th day on earth

This is Nicole. It's her 7th day here on earth. A long n exciting journey is about to embark for this little one. Frm now onwards, everytime i manage to squeeze my schedule back home to see my little niece, i'll make an effort to record her growth. Think these are the best ever pictures my sis would wish to see when she's old n lazing at the wooden rocking chair. Not jus her but everyone that has walk thru little one's journey together. Godspeed you Nicole!

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Nicole : Now, if you'd excuse me. I need to grab more sleep. Tis is basically the best time of my life! Jus a few simple things to do - drink, sleep n poo :p Too bad i'm still out of focus..if not i'll b busy twitterin, facebookin n bloggin :p hur hur hur

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Au Petit Salut

I'm not a food blogger but i find tat tis is a nice place not to be left out..anyway few months back I was commissioned by Au Petit Salut to keep their food n interior updated (they extended a bar counter on their outdoor seatings). I'm very please to find that their original french cuisine is fantastic n the ambient of the place is wonderful. The images featured below are some of the shots i did for them..brought to u by their 3 outstanding chefs (Patrick, Karl n Jason). On a side note, Chef Patrick Heuberger was one of the partner chef in World Gourmet Summit held in Singapore tis year. Chef Karl Dobbler at the mean time is only available for private dining at harding road n Chef Jason Wong is heading charge their bistro petit salut at holland. I personally tried a few of their fine cuisine n find it very. . mesmerizing :) would luv to revisit them sometime soon.



















This is Bistro Petit Salut located at Holland.


Private Dining at Harding Rd


The new bar counter at Au Petit Salut Harding rd.






For complete food reviews, check them out :)
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Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Smile! U'r on Candid Camera!

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These kids stay in the rural area of Malaysia..i was there to do a commercial shoot n producers in charge knew the kids is sure gonna b there playing around..so they brought sweets along :) I captured these 2 while they're still chewing on the sweets..look how happy they are!