Friday, July 17, 2009

Hello, looking for the real world?

Songkran Blessing

Stumbled upon another brilliant..erm..should i say jokes? on to find out!

"Hello, you have reached the automated answering service of your schools. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection :

- To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

- To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2

- To complain about what we do - Press 3

- To swear at staff members - Press 4

- To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

- If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

- If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7

- To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8

- To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

- To complain about school lunches - Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it's not all the teacher's fault for your child's lack of effort : Hang up and have a nice day!"

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